This is Stubby the Cat. Sorry, make that
STUBBY THE CAT SUPREME LEADER OF THE HOUSE
and you should not forget that. He does not let me forget
it!
Stubby shows me no respect at all. Here he is sleeping in MY CRATE.
Stubby sent this message to my humans. He really does not like me in his house.
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From the Office of the Supreme Leader To Those Responsible for the Barking Fuzzy Black Thing This is Stubby the Cat and I want all the humans responsible for the Barking Fuzzy Black Thing to read this carefully and take notice of my demands. The current conditions must be improved immediately. First, I was not consulted prior to the arrival of the Barking Fuzzy Black Thing. I did not and do not want another Barking Fuzzy Black Thing in my house. I want this new Barking Fuzzy Black Thing removed from my house immediately. Second, I will not be held responsible for damage to the nose of the Barking Fuzzy Black Thing. So far I have been gentle but I can not keep this up much longer. The Barking Fuzzy Black Thing is getting bigger each day. Soon it will be bigger than me and I will be forced to use less gentle methods on it. Since the arrival of the Barking Fuzzy Black Thing my entire schedule has been upset. I am unable to use my favorite sleeping places. I can not walk from one place to another without being barked at or chased. Those human laps that I loved to sleep in are gone. This must stop! The normal house routine must be restored now! Failure to obey my demands will bring my full and complete wrath upon all of the humans responsible. (signed)
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